Unbored Me http://www.unboredme.com Unbored Yourself! The most popular sites, links, videos, photos on the web! Thu, 16 Jun 2011 13:22:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Unbored Me: Whole Foods Rap Video Of the Day http://www.unboredme.com/2011/06/16/unbored-me-whole-foods-rap-video-of-the-day/ http://www.unboredme.com/2011/06/16/unbored-me-whole-foods-rap-video-of-the-day/#comments Thu, 16 Jun 2011 13:22:14 +0000 Jerry http://www.unboredme.com/?p=109

Lyrics after the break!

Lyrics:

Intro (spoken)

Yo man…
Yo I know you see me here dude!!
I’ve been waiting here like 10 minutes, man!
No, no no… this is MY parking space man.
What you need to do is put your little hybrid in reverse,
And go out the way you came in.
WHAT?!?!
Yo its about to get REAL in the Whole Foods parking lot man…

Chorus (with feeling)

It’s getting’ REAL in the Whole Foods Parking Lot
I got my STEEL and you know it gets sparked a lot
Im on my grind homie… It’s on my mind homie!
These fools with clip boards are lookin’ at me like they know me!

It’s getting’ REAL in the Whole Foods Parking Lot
You know the DEAL with the little shopping carts they got…
Check out what I say, it happens every day…
It’s how we LIVE on the west side of LA!!

Verse 1

… Im ridin’ slow in my Prius…
all leather, tinted windows… you cant see us!!
Everybody’s trying to park, you can feel the tension
I’m in electric mode… can’t even hear the engine (Shhhhhhh)

Just then I saw a spot open up,
My timings perfect… Im creepin’ up…
But then this other dude tried to steal it going the wrong way
Yo man, I’ve had a LONG DAY!

Chorus
(same as before)

Verse 2

Now I’m on this inside, looking at my list
Organic chicken, Kale Salad and a Lemon Twist.
Some girl in yoga pants is lookin at me funny
I’m just trying to find a decent Pinot Noir for under twenty!

Then I take it to the cheese counter, Humboldt Fog?
We just ran out sir! Really Dog?
Take it easy man, I try to calm myself…
I’ve been on edge ever since they took Kombucha off the shelf…

Chorus

(same as before)

Verse 3

This Busters on his iPhone talking to his friends,
Picking up some cayenne pepper for his master cleanse.
You’re the most annoying dude I’ve ever SEEN brah…
Could you PLEASE move? You’re RIGHT in front of the Quinoa.

Damn, I’m about to check out.
Pay my 80 bucks for 6 things and get the heck out.
The express lane is moving hella slow…
Man, these fools don’t know… that shit is getting REAL….

Chorus
(same as before)

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Watch as 400 pound lioness tries to eat a baby at the zoo!

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Then it ain’t coming through the door!

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I always thought being a fan was kind of weird.  This sums that up nicely.

[via tumblr]

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“Shine” by Final Placement from sharity world on Vimeo.

This bad music video by Final Placement has become one of the most popular video’s on the internet the past few days… causing a lot more to pop up!  Check it out above.

Be sure to check out the high leg kick at 1:12 and the gnarly guitar solo at 2:06!

[via Woot Blog]

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site link: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

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A - Amazon

A - Amazon
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One of the top retailers... I think this one was expected.

*These results were taken on October 16, 2009.

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Have you ever misplaced your cell phone at home and had no way of calling it because you don’t own a land line (who does these days??!?) Wheres my Cell Phone will call your phone for you and make it ring! Don’t worry about them storing your number – they promise they won’t!

site link: http://www.wheresmycellphone.com/

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Check out this hilarious clip of a Japanese Game show pranking someone with a sniper attack!

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